Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
NoShamevember. You game?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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