How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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