i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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