butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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