I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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