But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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