My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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