There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
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