Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
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He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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