WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
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He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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