We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
