Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
