Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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