U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Randomize
