We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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