I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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