I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
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hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize