so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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