ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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