Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
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i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
even my farts smell like vagina
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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