Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
