How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My cat gives me a boner
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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