didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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