Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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