are you still at the devil's house?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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