The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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