where am i from again
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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