weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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