We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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