only if we run a train.
done.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
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