I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Bring me that man meat
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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