I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
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The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
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The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
tell me about the fingering
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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