Are we in a gay sports bar?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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