how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
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Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
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I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize