i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
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My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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