she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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