Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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