let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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