only if we run a train.
done.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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