Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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