dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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