Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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