STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
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that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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