lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
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