My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
