you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I have fence marks all over my body
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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