I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
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Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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