Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
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