I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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