we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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