Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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