I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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