she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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