we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
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Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
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And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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