Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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