Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
His hands were made for my vagina.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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