You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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